125+Best Funny Good Night Quotes And messages

 

When you love someone, you care about them and you want to put a smile on their face. The following funny good night quotes and messages for your friends, relatives and loved ones can de-stress the tired mind at the end of a busy day. You can put a smile on their face with very simply funny good night messages. By sending this funny good night messages you can let your friends, relatives and loved ones know that you care for their wellbeing. If you send them some funny good night quotes and messages for a good sleep, it will surely make them smile before sleep.

So without wasting time read the following the funny good night quotes and messages

Funny Good Night Quotes

1. “Night is the wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to smile, to get ready for all the battles that you have to fight tomorrow.” – Allen Ginsberg

 

2. “I promise to be the warrior who fights all your nightmares and the messenger who brings all your sweet dreams. Good night.” – Unknown

 

3. “Take a breath and gaze up at the stars. See the two brightest stars? Those are my eyes twinkling back at you.” – Unknown

4. “Night is to see the dreams and day is to make them true. So it’s good to sleep now and see the dreams. Good night, sweet dreams!” – Unknown

 

5. “All I do each day is wait to be with you again. My entire day revolves around the hope that I can spend my evenings in your arms again.” – Unknown

Funny Good Night Wishes

6. Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to comfort you, and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!

 

7. Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night!

 

8. People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night!

 

9. The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that’s left is just you and me. Let’s close our peepers and get to sleepers!

 

10. Saying good night is not a formality or due to free message, It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.

 

11. Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

12. Touch the earth, love the earth, honor the earth, her fields, valleys, slopes, and seas; rest your spirit in her solitary spots.

 

13. Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

 

14. My bed has a supernatural force and at this moment it is calling me. Chau, world.

 

15. Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!

 

16. Good night and sleep well! Hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!

 

17. Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream, my love!

 

18. You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.

 

19. Saying good night is not a formality or due to a free message. It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.

 

20. Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star.

 

21. As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!

 

22. Go to sleep before the bed bugs get real hungry again! Good night and sleep tight!

23. I wish God made me an SMS to reach you in Seconds. Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling, which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me!

 

24. Goodnight, do not let the bed bug’s bite. No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier. Sleep tight!

 

25. Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep, tight love!

 

26. Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!

 

27. Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good night!

 

28. Hey you, yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, because I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.

Funny Good Night Messages

29. The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!

 

30. The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.

 

31. Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.

 

32. Good night. Do not feel lonely while going to sleep tonight. You have the boogeyman under your bed keeping you company.

 

33. Good night, and drool well. I’d say sleep well, but you sleepless and drool more.

 

34. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

 

35. Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.

 

36. When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

 

37. The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

 

38. Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.

39. Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!

 

40. If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

 

41. Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear.

 

42. Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

 

43. Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

 

44. You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.

 

45. Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

 

46. The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

 

47. Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

 

48. Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.

 

49. Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

 

50. May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

51. Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time planning your future, Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

 

52. The day is over, it’s time for rest. Sleep well my dear you gave it your best. Tomorrow comes, oh so soon, close your eyes and awake before noon.

 

53. Amazing, another day over. Good night, sleep well, and look forward to tomorrow.

 

54. Do you know that I’m missing you a lot right now? Can you please sleep early tonight so I can meet you in your dreams ASAP? Good night!

 

55. Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.

 

56. Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time planning your future, Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

 

57. Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

 

58. Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!

 

59. Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

 

60. Dreams are the best part of life. If you miss sleep, you miss the best part of life. So go to bed and catch sweet dreams. Good Night.

 

61. Even a bad person like you can do some favor to the rest of the world. All you have to do is have a tight sleep tonight and not wake up in the morning.

 

62. Life is full of new beginnings, and a new day tomorrow brings you, sleep well.

 

63. Here is to hoping that angels will guard you while you dream and the gentle breezes of the night will keep you cool.

 

64. I would message you good night but it’s not a good night yet because if it was a good night, I would be sleeping already and not messaging you.

 

65. I’m awake, so you should talk to me; I ban you from sleeping until I can’t. Wake up.

Funny Good Night Messages For Her

66. Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

 

67. Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.

 

68. What’s the point of sleeping and dreaming if you’re not going to see me in your dreams?

 

69. I blame you for my difficulty sleeping. Your thoughts don’t let me sleep at night.

 

70. Do you have a bad bed? because you sleep more comfortably in my arms.

 

71. This beautiful body does not give anymore and goes to bed.

72. Dearest, although in sleep, we might be drifted apart and in different worlds, I’m upbeat since you’ll always be in my dreams.

 

73. Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Since the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my affection.

 

74. My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

 

75. Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

 

76. Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

 

77. Only thing that is more important to me is my sleep, so I am going to bed. Good night.

 

78. Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!

 

79. How are you supposed to visit me in my dreamland if you don’t sleep? I’ll have to meet you there. So go to bed. Now. Good night.

 

80. Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep, tight love!

Funny Good Night Messages For Him

81. I love you very much, but that doesn’t mean I will stay up all night just to talk to you. I need to sleep.

 

82. Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!

 

83. Sleep tight without worry, my love. I will protect you from the ghosts under your bed.

 

84. Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!

 

85. The tiny stars peep out on high; The silvery moon; the dark blue sky, The zephyrs whisper; the owls cry. Good-night.

 

86. Thinking about your mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

87. Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

 

88. Text me if you have a nightmare, I will send my special angels to take care of you.

 

89. The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!

 

90. Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!

 

91. Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

 

92. Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

 

93. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends

94. I hope your nights are full of dreams and your dreams are full of ghosts and witches. And add this to your habit of sleepwalking. Wishing you a great night!

 

95. If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

 

96. Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

 

97. Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!

 

98. Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!

 

99. My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!

100. Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!

 

101. I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house.

 

102. You are my best friend but I’m not going to stay up listening to you rant about your insomnia.

 

103. It’s time to do your favorite thing in the world, mate. It’s time to go to bed and sleep.

 

104. Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!

 

105.Buddy, you better go to sleep, or I’ll tattle that you stayed up all night watching Netflix if you’re late for class tomorrow.

106. My friend, People sleep serenely in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence for their sake. Good night!

 

107. Dear friend, Don’t hesitate to let your toes watch out from under the spreads. No boogeyman will set out to turn out with me directly adjacent to you. Kissing bugs? Not with me around. Rest sufficiently, my beautiful!

 

108. Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight!

 

109. When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

 

110. Hey, Night is made for rest, not for text. So switch off your cell phone and go to the world of dreams. Good night.

 

111. I have invented a new phrase and it goes like this – early to bed, early to rise, and early to meet friends like me.

Cute Funny Good Night Messages

112.Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

 

113. Sometimes I am goofy, but don’t ever think that I don’t care. No matter what, for you, I will always be there. Good night.

 

114. Send me a text if you can’t sleep and call me if you get nightmares. I will kick the living daylight of all your bad dreams. Good night.

 

115. Sleep is a kind of temporary death for us. How nice it would if some people never woke up in the morning! You know I’m talking about you! Good night!

 

116. The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

 

117. Thinking about your mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

 

118. A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!

 

119. The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!.

Sweet Dreams Funny Good Night Messages

120. The night is to see the dreams and the day is to make them true. So it’s good to sleep now and see the dreams. Good Night, Sweet Dreams!

 

121. Nights are a good time to watch horror movies. Then going to bed knowing ghosts are unreal. But waking up at midnight with fear and sweat. I wish you a night full of all these experiences!

 

122. Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaw. Sweet dreams.

 

123. Send me a text if a nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear.

 

124. Look up at the sky and look closely at the brightest star in it. That star wants to tell you, “Go to bed right now”. So good night!

 

125. Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight.

 

126. Regardless of the size of your bed, don’t stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night.

Choose your favorite funny good night quotes and message from the funny good night quotes and messages written above and send them to your friends, relatives and loved ones. Hope you can reduce their stress to some extent by sending funny good night message and you can put a smile on their face before sleep.

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