145+Unique Funny Good Morning Quotes and Messages

 

The way you start your morning affects your entire day. To stay energetic throughout the day, you must start the morning beautifully with a good laugh. Starting the day with a beautiful smile in the morning will make you more energetic and productive throughout the day. The funny good night quotes below can give you a good laugh in the morning and help you start the day with enthusiasm.

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Table of Contents

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Inspirational Morning Quotes

Funny Sunday Morning Quotes

Funny Monday Morning Quotes

Funny Wake Up Quotes

Funny Sunrise Quotes

Short Funny Morning Sayings

Funny Good Morning Messages for Friends

Funny Good Morning Quotes

1. “Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg

2. “When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods

 

3. “So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” — Moss Hart

 

4. “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine

 

5. “My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.” — Willie Geist

 

6. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler

 

7. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

 

8. “Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” — Kurt Cobain

 

9. “I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra

 

10. “Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif

 

11. “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis

12. “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas

 

13. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz

 

14. “I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich

 

15. “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” — Kevin Hearne

 

16. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” — Job Might

 

17. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien

 

18. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

 

19. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden

 

20. “Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin

 

21. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch

 

22. “You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” — Bob Dole

23. “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin

 

24. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

 

25. “Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” — Catherynne Valente

 

26. “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite

 

27. “Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” — Marty Rubin

 

28. “In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor

 

29. “It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” — H.G. Wells

 

30. “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.” — Aleksandra Ninkovic

 

31. “I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli

 

32. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington

 

33. “Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.” — Terry Pratchett

34. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” — Groucho Marx

 

35. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost

Funny Inspirational Morning Quotes

36. “Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert Heinlein

37.”The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” — Jean Kerr

 

38. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

 

39. “Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy

 

40. “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss

 

41. “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman

 

42. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin

 

43. “I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — James Lileks

 

44. “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge

 

45. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” – Benjamin Dover

 

46. “Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” — Richard Whately

47. “Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” — Robert Orben

Funny Sunday Morning Quotes

48. “SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” ― Lovely Goyal

49. “Feeling blessed, never stressed. Got that sunshine on my Sunday best.” — Surfaces, “Sunday Best”

 

50. “Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

 

51. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” ― Joseph Addison

 

52. “How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week.” ― Byron Pulsifer

 

53. “Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.” ― Haruki Murakami

 

54. “The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday.” ― Byron Pulsifer

 

55. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S.” ― Mixell

 

56. “Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday.” ― Bev Johnston

 

57. “The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” ― Mark Morris

 

58. “Sunday! A family day with a touch of weekend thrown in for good measure.” — Anthony T. Hincks

59. “I’m easy like Sunday morning.” — Commodores

 

60. “You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” ― Polly Horvath

 

61. “Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” ― Elfriede

Funny Monday Morning Quotes

62. “Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day

 

63. “Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre

64. “Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown

 

65. “In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.” ― Jeff Lindsay

 

66. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” ― Julio Alexi Genao

 

67. “The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter

 

68. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” ― Andrea L’Artiste

 

69. “There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” ― Chuck Schumer

 

70. “What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins

 

71. “Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” ― Irvine Welsh

 

72. “The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.” ― Lee Horton

 

73. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward

74. “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev

 

75. “Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” — Antonio Villaraigosa

Funny Wake Up Quotes

76. “When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It’s all a matter of perspective.” — Harvey Mackay

 

77. “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” — Kurt Vonnegut

78. “I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.” — Cristiano Ronaldo

 

79. “I’m not sure what the future holds but I do know that I’m going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. As my dad said ‘Nic, it is what it is, it’s not what it should have been, not what it could have been, it is what it is.’” — Nicole Kidman

 

80. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Dean Martin

 

81. “If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” — Muhammad Ali

 

82. “We have to wake up to the realisation that we all write our own autobiography, we are the authors of our life story. Realising that, write a good story with your life and make sure to write yourself as the protagonist. Be the hero of your journey.” — Yossi Ghinsberg

 

83. “I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.” — Steve McQueen

 

84. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin

 

85. “Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!” — Bob Marley

Funny Sunrise Quotes

86. “The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does.” — Jules Rena

87. “Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.” ― Kris Kidd

 

88. “Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.” ― Kamaran Ihsan Salih

 

89. “Truly, were I every evening to depict sunrise, and every morning to see it, still I should cry, like the children, Once more, once more!” — Jean Paul Friedrich

 

90. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes as such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

 

91. “I hadn’t been paying attention to things like the sunrise, but that old sun had been coming up anyway. It didn’t really care how I felt, it was going to rise and set regardless of whether I noticed it, and if I was going to enjoy it, that was up to me.” ― Jeanette Walls

 

92. “For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.” ― Sherry Namdeo

 

93. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling

 

94. “Dawn and its excesses always reminded me of heaven, a place where I have always known I would not be comfortable.” ― Marilynne Robinson

95. “I love to watch cities wake up, and Paris wakes up more abruptly, more startlingly, than any place I know.” ― Bill Bryson

Short Funny Morning Sayings

96. “Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.”

97. “My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”

 

98. “Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!”

 

99. “Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”

 

100. “The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”

 

101. “Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.”

 

102. “All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.”

 

103. “Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.”

 

104. “I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.”

 

105. “Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”

106. “Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”

 

107. “Tomorrow will come, you have no choice.” Good Morning!”

 

108. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”

 

109. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

 

110. “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”

 

111 “God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”

 

112. “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

 

113. “I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”

 

114. “I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.”

 

115. “5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”

 

116. “A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.”

117. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”

 

118. “I like my bed more than I like most people.”

 

119. “I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”

 

120. “I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.”

 

121. “My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”

 

122. “I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!”

 

123. “Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”

 

124. “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”

 

125. “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.”

 

126. “I think I’m allergic to morning.”

 

127. “Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”

128. “Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”

 

129. “I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.”

 

130. “He who gets up early … is sleepy all day!” Good Morning!”

 

131. “You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”

 

132. “Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.”

 

133. “I drink coffee for your protection.”

 

134. “The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.”

Funny Good Morning Messages for Friends

135. You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

 

136. Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

 

137. Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!

 

138. A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

 

139. Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.

140. I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

 

141. Have a good cup of coffee and get your engine started because you’re going to have one more stressful day before its weekend! Good morning!

 

142. Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!

 

143. Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

 

144. Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

 

145. Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

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